What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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