420 ftw
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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