chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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