told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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