I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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