I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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