I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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