So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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