We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
More tranny stories later!
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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