This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Randomize
