Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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