The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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