Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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