i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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