I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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