I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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