So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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