Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
It's official drugs can't kill me
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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