Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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