Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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