I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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