She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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