either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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