she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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