this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize
