Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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