Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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