YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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