I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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