I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He felt like a one man threesome
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I had to cum in my sink.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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