I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
this will be a night to untag.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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