AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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