We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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