I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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