I am puke
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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