THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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