Midget sex pt 2 tonight
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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