I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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