im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
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Bitter party of one your table is ready. Please leave your cats and frumpy house coat at the door!
And im sure the kids or wife at the time wont care, apparently my dad was hungover and sweating during the wedding and they have been together 40 years!
Pretty sure I read this in Crazy Bitch Monthly.
And you would escorted out by security after I punched u in the throat...
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