Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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