if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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