she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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