I must be too annoying 4 u.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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