So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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