if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
this will be a night to untag.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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