I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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