dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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