My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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