i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
