birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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