there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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