Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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