the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Randomize
