? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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