doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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