Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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