i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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