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  • 4:46 most people actually know that, however about 98% of the time a period indicates that she's NOT PREGNANT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:47pm
  • One brother, five sisters… dude I’d have to wear a tampon just to fit in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:41pm
  • I call girls chicks and guys dudes and im a girl. Dumbasses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:43am
  • Dane Cook browses urban dictionary all day trying to make jokes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:28pm
  • 4:17 that is amazing :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:23pm
  • somebody SHIT on the coats!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:40pm
  • That would be the most evil super power ever :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:09pm
  • pooped rainbow, om nom nom!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:54pm
  • its funny how all of you guys are arguing over these things when it has nothing to do with the actual topic (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:58pm
  • 11:15 fuck you bruno your movie sucked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:29pm
  • While I agree Dane Cook is funny, he steals his material from EVERYONE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:50pm
  • get this guy to my house, stat, i'm starting to freak out a bit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:45pm
  • I hate dane cook, he's not even funny and he's ugly as shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:38am
  • One better is if you could start OR stop a period by thinking about it. Then you could have sex whenever you wanted, no "I'm on my period" excuses ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:21pm
  • You can still get pregnant on your period, fuck-tards!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Agreed with 4:05. A girl couldn't POSSIBLY use slang!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:10pm
  • 12:13PM: it can also make women go into their periods instantly and get horrible cramps if they touch it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:15am
  • Stay classy, Screwston

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:35am
  • dane cook is hot, but not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:16am
  • I like how anything sex related gets posted on here regardless of how funny it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:24pm
  • Hahaha!! Apparently, 3:45 thinks someone should be raped because he/she made the most non-offensive satement ever and 3:50 is trying to be tough and start shit with a racist statement made from the privacy of annonymity. Just thought that was funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:54pm
  • 3:44, i'm with you. and nice dane cook reference, by the way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:54am
  • 5:23(2) - dont hate against dane cook just cuz your an ugly fatass and you wish you were him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:33pm
  • DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:44pm
  • 7:30pm Are you talking about Katt Williams? I've seen him wear a purple suit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:37pm
  • I definitely think it's a girl too.. and I'm pretty sure girls do call other girls "chick".. why do people always underestimate the type of language girls use? Besides not all of us are the same and stick to one category so.. fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:05pm
  • hadn't thought about it like that, 3:44(2)..but girls don't normally call other girls "chick" so i was thinking it was a guy who may have gotten a girl pregnant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:51pm
  • Awesome, now I know not to use "Twatswat" because Dane Cook is a fucking tool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:10pm
  • 5:49- Because women can multi-task and do everything at once, and men just concentrate on one thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:52pm
  • No, this is definitely girl, wanting to twatswat another girl who was going after the same guy. Genius.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:44pm
  • I couldnt agree more 3:56.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:17pm
  • Dane Cook is such a huge fucking tool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Transformers is like the worst movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:23pm
  • why are women inferior to men at everything?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:49pm
  • yes 7:30, he did. I saw it with my own eyes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:50pm
  • Twatswat is the word my friends came up with to describe a female cockblock. Thought you all may enjoy. <3 3:44

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:58pm
  • did anyone think that it may have been a guy who was upset because whenever he's going to hook up with a girl she gets her period?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:59pm
  • OMG FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Yesss Houston way to go! Why the fuck I wouldnt wish it on anybody. Even another skank. Just maybe the power to stop it on control.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:41pm
  • 5:57, that would be the other 2% of the time, now, wouldn't it? like my own mother did. yet i did not. keep up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:01pm
  • Meh, I don't think this is from a movie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:28pm
  • 3:29 so he could make sure the girl isn't pregnant? most of the time when you have your period you aren't pregnanttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 9:14am
  • i own 3 black men and 2 black women. i use the women for intercourse, and the men for work. they are good workers, and the women are good in bed.. i got a deal for all 5 of these worthless knuckle draggin gorillas. 1000 for all!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:13am
  • 12:19- you're either trying to pick a fight or you're just an asshole... either way, stop it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:21am
  • c=8 *actual size of 8:39's cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:41pm
  • 7:24 needs to get laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:27pm
  • 4:02 Regu-Mate is used on female horses to bring them out of heat. Those who handle it are warned to use gloves because if leaked into the skin, it causes infertility in women, Maybe im not up-to-date and there is a less powerful Regu-Mate for humans.....?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:13pm
  • Im so happy I just pooped a rainbow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:47pm
  • Wow 3:43...you're a piece of shit! You should be raped!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:45pm
  • 5:35 - your retarded for even saying douchey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:41pm
  • Dane Cook doesn't make shit up. He takes stuff that already exists but nobody knows about and then makes them into bad jokes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:23pm
  • ware teh fckz iz teh new postz? kitteh nede n00b post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:17am
  • just a little observation: a lot of homosexual shit heads have been utilizing this site. fuck it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:33pm
  • HAY VATS UP!! I AM BRUUUNO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:15pm
  • Wow....that is just messed up...but if you're going to have a superpower, that's not only original, but twisted...clearly not one of the good guys....lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:56pm
  • Box-out = female cockblock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:00am
  • 6.04 im PUMPED FOR IT TONIYTE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:06pm
  • 5:41, You're an idiot. What better word is there for the Dane Cook phenomenon? Broish?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:44pm
  • man or woman - this person would be either the most loved or most hated person depending on the situation. also, bruno sucked!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:42pm
  • would you have a girl start her period so she wouldnt have a baby? or just so you would have an excuse not to hook up with her?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:20pm
  • I say fuck shoes! Your shoes do not represent you! Neither here, nor in a court of law!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:42pm
  • look up Regu-Mate. i swear on my life it'll work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:02am
  • 5.49 WINS..women can suck dicks pretty good..thats a bout it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:02pm
  • Dane Cook walks around the stage yelling and thinks it's funny. The only people that like him are obsessive women who think he's hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:38pm
  • 5:33, you're a huge tool for defending Dane Cook. Being a Dane Cook fan is almost as douchey as wearing Ed Hardy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:35pm
  • LOL some people on this are dicks! Its obviously you ride the bus alone, with no one to talk to.. with pee stains near your mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:55pm
  • Just think, if a chick wanted to get even with another chick what would be a good way of getting back? Give the bitch her period, then she get's cramps, bloating, and the girl feels like shit for a day or depending how long it take for it to pass. Its the perfect plan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:39pm
  • 4:05...the person said girls don't normally call girls chicks. they didn't say never. calm down. and saying fail at the end really ruined any chance you may have had at proving a point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:12pm
  • 5:57...you're fucking retarded...FYI.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:44am
  • 1:43 your also at home at 1:43 on a Friday night...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:38pm
  • FUCK YOU 345 YOU NIGGGGAAA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:56pm
  • everyone on this site has no value for themselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:01pm
  • twatswat is the coolest word ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:54pm
  • At first, I was thinking "why the hell would any guy want a girl to start her period on demand?" but then I got it, because I'm only slightly retarded. Now I think that it could be the most useful superpower ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:17pm
  • come onnnn periods are NOT FUN and soo obnoxious soo uh worst superpower ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:54pm
  • 5:58, the topic is bloody snatch, Dane Cook fits the bill perfectly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:02pm
  • that's actually awesome. never have to use birth control again!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:34pm
  • hahaha twatswat is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:49pm
  • twatswat!?! I love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:46pm
  • girls dont (usually) call other girls chicks..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:33pm
  • Dude. That would be horrible. Not cool at all!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:31pm
  • THIS IS DEF TAKEN FROM A MOVIE JUST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW I CANT REMEMBER WHICH ONE YET... ANCHOR MAN?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:21pm
  • 12:38 is a donkeyrapingshiteater

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:50pm
  • white supremacist in 2009 = FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:36am
  • I took it as being ironic...like every girl he talks to is on the rag...but maybe that's just because I see sarcasm everywhere I go?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:00pm
  • for all you people crying about dane cook, you're dumb. if you want something original how bout pussy pinch. suck it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:05pm
  • Not Anchor Man, 4:21.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:29pm
  • you shithead. twatswat is from dane cook isolated incident. you are not original

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:03pm
  • Dane cook is fucking hott, even if his jokes are lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:24pm
  • well, 12:17... If what you're attempting to say is that tfln need to put up new texts, I agree!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:19am
  • 5:41- You can't even figure out the proper form of "your" to use. You have no business insulting anyone else's intelligence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:45pm
  • 6:02 (1) some men "can suck dicks pretty good" y don't u go and get some from them and stay away from women, if they're so horrible?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:23pm
  • Ummm, you can have your period the whole time you are pregnant.....FYI

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:57pm
  • And my question is regarding "instant period:" WHY would you want to??? Freak. Obviously you've never had one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:29am
  • That would not be cool. I would never talk to you ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:43pm
  • 5:41 - YOU'RE retarded for not knowing the correct usage of your.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:42pm
  • hahahahaha wow 4:48 actually DANE COOK made it up. Its from Isolated Incident. But if you think it makes you look cool...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:07pm
  • dane cook's my best friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:31pm
  • Do you consider "True Blood" vampire porn??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:57pm
  • pretty sure its a dude, who doesn't want baby daddy scares

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Did the midget in a purple suit leave a box for the Pope?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:30pm
  • To answer 4:20 - both.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:23pm
  • dane cook was funny when noone knew who he was... when he became really popular he began to suck and make jokes out of really dumb stuff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:45pm
  • i hope american apparel goes bankrupt. today

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:21pm
  • 3:50, 4:05, and 4:10...all kinda stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:24pm
  • Dane coook is sexy, and funnny as helll,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:24pm
  • people only hate on dane cook because its cool to hate on dane cook.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:01am
  • dane cook IS a twatswat. *shudder*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:16pm
  • i would stay the fuck away from you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:59pm
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