And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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